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44 pounds of proof that America is the greatest nation on earth

A lady let her 44 lb cat go because her house was in foreclosure.  I have said in the past that things in America can't be too bad if we have diet dog food.

One of the veterinarians that our dog sees is a homeopathic doctor.  Once she scolded me because my dog was fat.  She told me that I must put him on diet dog food.  I asked, "If that doesn't work, what's left for us to do......liposuction?"

She didn't laugh.

Recently, I took my dog to her again.  I made my brother come for the experience.  On the counter were spray bottle samples.  One  was for calming and balancing mood...so I sprayed it on my brother.   I can't remember the company 'Earth, wind and fire' or something like that.  I noticed on the label that it was infused with a double rainbow, which is a rare ingredient.  That must be why it's so expensive.

This vet is a good vet.  I don't subscribe to the zany homeopathic emphasis, but I go because it's so entertaining.  She asked me this last visit what I feed my dogs.  I said, "Old Roy" which is the cheapest wal-mart brand.  It's about $14.00 for 55lbs.  When I said 'Old Roy' she closed her eyes and grasped the counter as if she were going to faint.  I reached for the balancing spray infused with a double rainbow just to be ready.  She then breathed deeply, looked heaven-ward and seemed to compose herself.  She spoke slowly, "That is not a good choice for dog food."  

You can assess the state of the union by our pet population.

After Katrina, PBS did a special about abandoned pets.  I'm sure Myanmar and  other places around the world where earthquakes and natural disasters have hit, people only care about dogs and cats as a food source.  A 44lb cat would look like a pretty good meal.

PBS came just short of saying that FEMA should have rescued the pets and reunited them with their owners.

If we live in a country that is remotely concerned about the welfare of animals, we're doing pretty well.
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